ClockBuddy

The snooze button has won every morning of your life. Today that ends.

The moment your alarm goes off, CLOCKY leaps off your nightstand, hits the floor, and takes off across the room on chunky rubber wheels. It swerves. It changes direction. It beeps like an angry R2-D2 while it hides under your dresser. You cannot silence it from bed, because it is no longer anywhere near your bed. By the time you have hunted it down, you are standing up, eyes open, and awake for real.

Why heavy sleepers swear by it

• It actually runs away. Jumps up to three feet from your nightstand and rolls unpredictably on carpet or hardwood.
• One snooze, then it's over. Get a single grace period, or turn snooze off and make it a runner from the very first beep.
• An alarm you can't sleep through. A rising robotic beep that gets more insistent the longer you ignore it.
• Built to be dropped. Shock-absorbing rubber wheels and a tough shell survive the nightly plunge off your furniture.
• Big, readable display. Backlit clock face you can actually see at 3 a.m. without squinting.

Great for

• Chronic snoozers who have tried every phone app and lost
• Students and shift workers who cannot afford to oversleep
• Teens who need to be out the door on time
• A gift that gets genuine laughs and then genuinely works

The details

• Four colors: Flamingo Pink, Dark Knight Black, Sun Yellow, Sleek White
• Lightweight at about 12 oz, fits comfortably on any nightstand
• Arrives in retail gift box, ready to give

Set it tonight. Tomorrow morning, you get out of bed whether you like it or not.